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<h1>There I Fixed It</h1> |
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This presentation uses a souped-up version of reveal.js |
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Go here on your laptop, smartphone or tablet: |
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<p><a href="http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html">http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html</a></p> |
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<h2>Who the hell are you?</h2> |
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<a href="http://www.pinion.gg" class="image"> |
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<img src="http://www.pinion.gg/images/pinion_green_horizontal.png"> |
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<h2>What the hell is this?</h2> |
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<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/24/2d633fb0-9205-46f2-9bc1-f508124308aa.jpg"> |
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<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/8/129047925338284784.jpg"> |
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<h2>In the beginning.</h2> |
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There was SQL. |
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And it was okay. |
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<h2>And then...</h2> |
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<p>There was noSQL!</p> |
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<p>And it scaled and it was all javascripty and all the hipsters loved it and everyone was happy. |
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<h2>But then you want to actually use it</h2> |
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<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
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var request = http.request({ |
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host: 'couchdb.internet.com', |
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path: '/awesomedb/_all_docs', |
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auth: 'zer0c00l:God' |
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request.end(); |
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host: 'couchdb.internet.com', |
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path: '/awesomedb/_bulk_docs', |
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auth: 'zer0c00l:God' |
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request.write(JSON.stringify({docs:newrows})); |
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<img src="http://c1eatdrinkbettercom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2012/05/nope.jpg"> |
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<h2>unql-node</h2> |
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<a href="https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node"> |
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https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node |
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<p>It's like SQL for NoSQL</p> |
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<img src="http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg"> |
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<h2>Deletin' stuff</h2> |
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> delete from checkins where username.match(/\d{4}$/) && timestamp > (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 |
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<h2>Why don't we take all the data...</h2> |
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> create collection nag_old_users |
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> insert into nag_old_users select {username: username, email: email} from user where last_login < (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 |
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<h2>And put it over here!</h2> |
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<h2>Want to see my awesome LALR recursive descent parser?</h2> |
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<img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ontinia/10827199/5144/original.jpg"> |
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<h2>Nope!</h2> |
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handle /delete from (\S+)(?: where (.*))?/, (db, expr, cb) -> |
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processExpr query, cb |
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<h2>There I fixed it.</h2> |
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<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/4/129043939908502110.jpg"</img> |
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<h2>noDB</h2> |
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<p>So you want to add some persistence to your simple web app.</p> |
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<p>Okay so just require that each user have a couch installation.</p> |
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<p>Or make redis a dependency. Probably include some build scripts or something to make it easier since it's the only thing in the app that needs to be compiled.</p> |
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<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png/539px-ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png"> |
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<p>Maybe it would be easier to build SQLite?</p> |
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<h2>Nope!</h2> |
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<img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/nopenopenope.jpeg"> |
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<h2>noDB</h2> |
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<p>SQL < noSQL < noDB</p> |
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<h2>Super simple</h2> |
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<h2>Session storage too!</h2> |
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<h2>It's basically Redis</h2> |
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<small>It's not really</small> |
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<h2>But it is:</h2> |
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<li>Deployable</li> |
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<li>Dependency free</li> |
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<h2>Databases: Fixed</h2> |
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<h2>I would like to make some information available on the internet.</h2> |
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<h2>So find a shared hosting provider or something.</h2> |
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<p>But they're kind of crappy</p> |
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<h2>So I'll just run my own</h2> |
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<p>On nginx or express or something!</p> |
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<p>But load balancing and updates and bugs and oh no.</p> |
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<h2>Oh I know!</h2> |
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Augh. I wish I could just shove all this right on Akamai |
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<p>...</p> |
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<p>...</p> |
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<p>Why not?</p> |
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<p>Use whatever you want. We really like <a href="http://jade-lang.com/">Jade.</a></p> |
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Welcome to zombocom! |
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<h2>make</h2> |
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<p>It's cheap. 18c per GB</p> |
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<p>You don't have to deal directly with Akamai. Keep your soul!</p> |
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<p><a href="http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/">http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/</a></p> |
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<p><a href="https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles">https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles</a></p> |
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<p>There's also some tooling for that.</p> |
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<p><a href="https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader">https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader</a></p> |
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coffee cloud-loader.coffee -x localDir cloudContainer |
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<h2>Deep magic</h2> |
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curl -i -X GET -H "X-Auth-User: pinion" -H "X-Auth-Key: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://auth.api.rackspacecloud.com/v1.0" |
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curl -X POST -H "X-Container-Meta-Web-Index: index.html" -H "X-Auth-Token: XXXXXXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://storage101.dfw1.clouddrive.com/v1/MossoCloudFS_ad499859-aaed-43c6-813b-5e1c545f85cf/pinion-www |
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<p>Never ever care about whether your website is up.</p> |
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<h2>So fixed</h2> |
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<h2>But sometimes it is</h2> |
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<h1>ALL FIXED</h1> |
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<h3 class="inverted">BY David Banham and Sam Gentle</h3> |
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This presentation uses a souped-up version of reveal.js |
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</p> |
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<p> |
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Go here on your laptop, smartphone or tablet: |
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</p> |
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<p><a href="http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html">http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html</a></p> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Who the hell are you?</h2> |
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<a href="http://www.pinion.gg" class="image"> |
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<img src="http://www.pinion.gg/images/pinion_green_horizontal.png"> |
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</a> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>What the hell is this?</h2> |
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<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/24/2d633fb0-9205-46f2-9bc1-f508124308aa.jpg"> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/8/129047925338284784.jpg"> |
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</section> |
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</section> |
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<!-- Unql --> |
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<section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>In the beginning.</h2> |
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<p> |
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There was SQL. |
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</p> |
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<p> |
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And it was okay. |
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</p> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>And then...</h2> |
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<p>There was noSQL!</p> |
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<p>And it scaled and it was all javascripty and all the hipsters loved it and everyone was happy. |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>But then you want to actually use it</h2> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
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var request = http.request({ |
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host: 'couchdb.internet.com', |
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path: '/awesomedb/_all_docs', |
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auth: 'zer0c00l:God' |
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}); |
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request.end(); |
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var newrows = [] |
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request.on('response', function (response) { |
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response.on('data', function (data) { |
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data.rows.forEach(function(row){ |
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row.value.walkThe = "dinosaur"; |
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newrows.push(row.value); |
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}); |
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}); |
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}); |
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request.end(); |
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|
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var request = http.request({ |
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host: 'couchdb.internet.com', |
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method: 'post' |
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path: '/awesomedb/_bulk_docs', |
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auth: 'zer0c00l:God' |
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}); |
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request.write(JSON.stringify({docs:newrows})); |
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request.end() |
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</code></pre> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<img src="http://c1eatdrinkbettercom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2012/05/nope.jpg"> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>unql-node</h2> |
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<p> |
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<a href="https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node"> |
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https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node |
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</a> |
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</p> |
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<p>It's like SQL for NoSQL</p> |
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<img src="http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg"> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Deletin' stuff</h2> |
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<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
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> delete from checkins where username.match(/\d{4}$/) && timestamp > (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 |
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</code></pre> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Why don't we take all the data...</h2> |
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<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
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> create collection nag_old_users |
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> insert into nag_old_users select {username: username, email: email} from user where last_login < (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 |
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</code></pre> |
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<h2>And put it over here!</h2> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Want to see my awesome LALR recursive descent parser?</h2> |
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<img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ontinia/10827199/5144/original.jpg"> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Nope!</h2> |
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<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
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handle /delete from (\S+)(?: where (.*))?/, (db, expr, cb) -> |
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query = "update #{db} set _deleted = true" |
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query += " where #{expr}" if expr |
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processExpr query, cb |
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</code></pre> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>There I fixed it.</h2> |
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<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/4/129043939908502110.jpg"</img> |
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</section> |
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</section> |
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|
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<section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>noDB</h2> |
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<p>So you want to add some persistence to your simple web app.</p> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<p>Okay so just require that each user have a couch installation.</p> |
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<p>Or make redis a dependency. Probably include some build scripts or something to make it easier since it's the only thing in the app that needs to be compiled.</p> |
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<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png/539px-ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png"> |
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<p>Maybe it would be easier to build SQLite?</p> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Nope!</h2> |
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<img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/nopenopenope.jpeg"> |
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</section> |
|||
<section> |
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<h2>noDB</h2> |
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<p>SQL < noSQL < noDB</p> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Super simple</h2> |
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<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript"> |
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var users = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/users.json')) |
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|
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users.push({name: "newguy"}); |
|||
fs.writeFileSync('data/users.json', JSON.stringify(users)); |
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res.send('success'); |
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</code></pre> |
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</section> |
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<section> |
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<h2>Session storage too!</h2> |
|||
<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript"> |
|||
var store = new express.session.MemoryStore; |
|||
store.sessions = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/sessions.json')); |
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|
|||
setInterval(function(){ |
|||
fs.writeFileSync('data/sessions.json', JSON.stringify(store.sessions)); |
|||
}, 2000); |
|||
</code></pre> |
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</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>It's basically Redis</h2> |
|||
<small>It's not really</small> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>But it is:</h2> |
|||
<ul> |
|||
<li>Deployable</li> |
|||
<li>Dependency free</li> |
|||
<li>Easily backed up</li> |
|||
<li>Debuggable</li> |
|||
</ul> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Databases: Fixed</h2> |
|||
<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/20/129058269966385911.jpg"> |
|||
</section> |
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>I would like to make some information available on the internet.</h2> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>So find a shared hosting provider or something.</h2> |
|||
<p>But they're kind of crappy</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>So I'll just run my own</h2> |
|||
<p>On nginx or express or something!</p> |
|||
<p>But load balancing and updates and bugs and oh no.</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Oh I know!</h2> |
|||
<img src="http://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/h4/i/logo-v-rgb.png?m=1308937729g"> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/spidernope.jpeg"> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<blockquote> |
|||
Augh. I wish I could just shove all this right on Akamai |
|||
</blockquote> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<p>...</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<p>...</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<p>...</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<p>Why not?</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Step 0: Generate static site</h2> |
|||
<p>Use whatever you want. We really like <a href="http://jade-lang.com/">Jade.</a></p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="jade"> |
|||
!!! 5 |
|||
include includes/head.jade |
|||
body |
|||
include includes/header.jade |
|||
// BEGIN Content |
|||
.inner-bg |
|||
#content-wrapper |
|||
Welcome to zombocom! |
|||
</code></pre> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>make</h2> |
|||
<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
|||
JADE = $(shell find pages/*.jade) |
|||
HTML = $(JADE:.jade=.html) |
|||
|
|||
all: $(HTML) |
|||
|
|||
%.html: %.jade |
|||
./jade/bin/jade < $< --path $< > $@ |
|||
|
|||
clean: |
|||
rm -f $(HTML) |
|||
|
|||
.PHONY: clean |
|||
</code></pre> |
|||
|
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Rackspace == Akamai</h2> |
|||
<p>It's cheap. 18c per GB</p> |
|||
<p>You don't have to deal directly with Akamai. Keep your soul!</p> |
|||
<p><a href="http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/">http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/</a></p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Getting it there</h2> |
|||
<p>There's a node library for that.</p> |
|||
<p><a href="https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles">https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles</a></p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<p>There's also some tooling for that.</p> |
|||
<p><a href="https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader">https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader</a></p> |
|||
<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
|||
coffee cloud-loader.coffee -x localDir cloudContainer |
|||
</code></pre> |
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Deep magic</h2> |
|||
<pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> |
|||
curl -i -X GET -H "X-Auth-User: pinion" -H "X-Auth-Key: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://auth.api.rackspacecloud.com/v1.0" |
|||
|
|||
curl -X POST -H "X-Container-Meta-Web-Index: index.html" -H "X-Auth-Token: XXXXXXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://storage101.dfw1.clouddrive.com/v1/MossoCloudFS_ad499859-aaed-43c6-813b-5e1c545f85cf/pinion-www |
|||
</code></pre> |
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>Relax</h2> |
|||
<p>Never ever care about whether your website is up.</p> |
|||
<p>Go do something useful instead.</p> |
|||
<br /> |
|||
<p>Yeah, it's harder to do pretty URLs.</p> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>So fixed</h2> |
|||
<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/19/129057249545630776.jpg"> |
|||
</section> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>It's not always the right thing to just fix it</h2> |
|||
</section> |
|||
<section> |
|||
<h2>But sometimes it is</h2> |
|||
<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/22/129060139339845620.jpg"> |
|||
</section> |
|||
</section> |
|||
|
|||
<section> |
|||
<h1>ALL FIXED</h1> |
|||
<h3 class="inverted">BY David Banham and Sam Gentle</h3> |
|||
<img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/22/129059992995261245.jpg"> |
|||
</section> |
|||
</div> |
|||
|
|||
<!-- The navigational controls UI --> |
|||
<aside class="controls"> |
|||
<a class="left" href="#">◄</a> |
|||
<a class="right" href="#">►</a> |
|||
<a class="up" href="#">▲</a> |
|||
<a class="down" href="#">▼</a> |
|||
</aside> |
|||
|
|||
<!-- Presentation progress bar --> |
|||
<div class="progress"><span></span></div> |
|||
|
|||
</div> |
|||
|
|||
<script src="lib/js/head.min.js"></script> |
|||
|
|||
<script> |
|||
|
|||
var multiplex = { |
|||
id: 'e754f2af1a284921' |
|||
, secret: '13450197174132860353' |
|||
, url: 'revealjs.jit.su' |
|||
}; |
|||
|
|||
var notes = false; |
|||
|
|||
head.ready( function() { |
|||
|
|||
// Fires when a slide with data-state=customevent is activated |
|||
Reveal.addEventListener( 'customevent', function() { |
|||
console.log( '"customevent" has fired' ); |
|||
} ); |
|||
|
|||
// Fires each time a new slide is activated |
|||
Reveal.addEventListener( 'slidechanged', function( event ) { |
|||
// event.previousSlide, event.currentSlide, event.indexh, event.indexv |
|||
} ); |
|||
|
|||
// Full list of configuration options available here: |
|||
// https://github.com/hakimel/reveal.js#configuration |
|||
Reveal.initialize({ |
|||
controls: true, |
|||
progress: true, |
|||
history: true, |
|||
|
|||
theme: Reveal.getQueryHash().theme || 'default', // default/neon/beige |
|||
transition: Reveal.getQueryHash().transition || 'default' // default/cube/page/concave/linear(2d) |
|||
}); |
|||
|
|||
// Load highlight.js for syntax highlighting of code samples |
|||
head.js( 'lib/js/highlight.js', function() { |
|||
hljs.initHighlightingOnLoad(); |
|||
} ); |
|||
|
|||
} ); |
|||
|
|||
// Scripts that should be loaded before initializing |
|||
var scripts = []; |
|||
|
|||
// If the browser doesn't support classList, load a polyfill |
|||
if( !document.body.classList ) { |
|||
head.js( 'lib/js/classList.js' ); |
|||
} |
|||
|
|||
// Load markdown parser if there are slides defined using markdown |
|||
if( document.querySelector( '[data-markdown]' ) ) { |
|||
scripts.push( 'lib/js/showdown.js' ); |
|||
scripts.push( 'lib/js/data-markdown.js' ); |
|||
} |
|||
|
|||
scripts.push( 'js/reveal.js' ); |
|||
|
|||
// If we're runnning the notes server we need to include some additional JS |
|||
// TODO Is there a better way to determine if we're running the notes server? |
|||
if( window.location.host === 'localhost:1947' || notes === true) { |
|||
scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' ); |
|||
scripts.push( 'plugin/speakernotes/client.js' ); |
|||
} |
|||
|
|||
if( multiplex.id !== null ) { |
|||
scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' ); |
|||
scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/client.js' ); |
|||
|
|||
if( multiplex.secret !== null ) { |
|||
scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/master.js' ); |
|||
} |
|||
} |
|||
|
|||
// Load the scripts and, when completed, initialize reveal.js |
|||
head.js.apply( null, scripts ); |
|||
|
|||
</script> |
|||
|
|||
</body> |
|||
</html> |
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